This was passed on to me and thought it was funny however I wasn't sure where to post it. If this isn't the right place I apologize already. We all know how touchy some can be........
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as
A carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia. And one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters Who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
Brother is currently being held in the Wellington RemandCenter on
charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl"
in A brothel.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing
Her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with
her. Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?