Goodpasture
Well-known member
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone
Athletic..............................No breasts
Average looking.................Moooo
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure..................On medication
Feminist..............................Fat
Free Spirit..............................Junkie
Friendship first........................Former Slut
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded..........................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing
Professional...........................Bitch
Voluptuous..........................Very fat
Large frame............................Hugely fat
Wants soul mate......................Stalker
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes....................................No
No.....................................No
Maybe................................No
We need...............................I want
I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
I am not upset........................ Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight...........Is sex all you ever think about
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
I love you...............................Let's have sex now
I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex
May I have this dance.................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner........I'd like to have sex with you.
Would you like some Wine..........I'd like to have sex with you.
You want to get Starbucks..........I'd like to have sex with you.
Yes I can fix your car for you............I'd like to have sex with you.
Let me get that door for you...........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
40-ish.................................49
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone
Athletic..............................No breasts
Average looking.................Moooo
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure..................On medication
Feminist..............................Fat
Free Spirit..............................Junkie
Friendship first........................Former Slut
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded..........................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing
Professional...........................Bitch
Voluptuous..........................Very fat
Large frame............................Hugely fat
Wants soul mate......................Stalker
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes....................................No
No.....................................No
Maybe................................No
We need...............................I want
I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
I am not upset........................ Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight...........Is sex all you ever think about
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry...........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
I love you...............................Let's have sex now
I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex
May I have this dance.................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner........I'd like to have sex with you.
Would you like some Wine..........I'd like to have sex with you.
You want to get Starbucks..........I'd like to have sex with you.
Yes I can fix your car for you............I'd like to have sex with you.
Let me get that door for you...........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.