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Decoding Personal Ads

Goodpasture

Well-known member
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................49

Adventurous......................Slept with everyone

Athletic..............................No breasts

Average looking.................Moooo

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure..................On medication

Feminist..............................Fat

Free Spirit..............................Junkie

Friendship first........................Former Slut

New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded..........................Desperate

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing

Professional...........................Bitch

Voluptuous..........................Very fat

Large frame............................Hugely fat

Wants soul mate......................Stalker



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes....................................No

No.....................................No

Maybe................................No

We need...............................I want

I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset........................ Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're very attentive tonight...........Is sex all you ever think about



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...........................I am hungry

I am sleepy............................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!

I love you...............................Let's have sex now

I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex

May I have this dance.................I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner........I'd like to have sex with you.

Would you like some Wine..........I'd like to have sex with you.

You want to get Starbucks..........I'd like to have sex with you.

Yes I can fix your car for you............I'd like to have sex with you.

Let me get that door for you...........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
 
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