DIAMONDS, EMERALDS & RUBIES
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets & a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good & my husband is having an affair with his secretary. "When I die I'm sure he will marry her, & I want the ---- to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets & a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good & my husband is having an affair with his secretary. "When I die I'm sure he will marry her, & I want the ---- to go nuts looking for the jewelry."