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DIAMONDS, EMERALDS & RUBIES

katrina

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DIAMONDS, EMERALDS & RUBIES

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.

She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets & a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good & my husband is having an affair with his secretary. "When I die I'm sure he will marry her, & I want the ---- to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
 

Ranchy

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And I appologise for thinking it was an Amway sales pitch before I opened it.................. :oops: :oops: :oops:
 

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