Discovery of Stone Age Selfie Suggests Primitive Social Media
Posted on August 26, 2014
Stone Age Selfie Suggests Primitive Social Media web
Orkney, Scotland – International archeologists agreed Tuesday that the discovery of a 5,000-year-old selfie among the relics of a Stone Age excavation suggests that the Neolithic civilization had already developed social media by 2,300 B.C. “This could mean early man was already obsessed with producing and displaying images of themselves thousands of years ago – they were just limited by the technology of their era,” explained social media analyst David Arnoff. “Today it only takes ten seconds to post a selfie and tell whoever will listen that you played golf with your idiot friends Sunday. But back then it could take one of our early self-absorbed ancestors thirty years to rub a stone into some sort of representation of their existence.” Arnoff said other evidence suggests such primitive homosaphiens would post their hand-crafted likenesses atop stakes in public squares and wait anxiously to see if anyone would like them – or at least comment
http://recoilmag.com/discovery-of-stone-age-selfie-suggests-primitive-social-media/