EmptyPockets
Well-known member
>> Doctor Solves Problem
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>> Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
>> in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his
>> head.
>> .
>> In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
>> working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
>> The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
>> .
>> After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
>> gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse drank the
>> concoction and replied, "Yukk, that tasted like bullsh$t!"
>>
>> .
>> The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
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>>
>> :wink:
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>>
>> Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
>> in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his
>> head.
>> .
>> In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
>> working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
>> The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
>> .
>> After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
>> gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse drank the
>> concoction and replied, "Yukk, that tasted like bullsh$t!"
>>
>> .
>> The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
>>
>>
>> :wink: