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>>
>>
>> A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on
>> the highway outside Washington, DC.
>> Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man
>> knocks on the window.
>>
>> The driver rolls down the window and
>> asks, "What's going on?"
>>
>> "Terrorists have kidnapped the
>> entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar
>> ransom.
>> Otherwise, they are going to douse them
>> all in gasoline and set them on fire.
>> We are going from car to car,
>> collecting donations."
>>
>> "How much is everyone giving, on an
>> average?" the driver asks.
>>
>> The man replies, "Roughly a
>> gallon."
>>
>>
>>
>> A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on
>> the highway outside Washington, DC.
>> Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man
>> knocks on the window.
>>
>> The driver rolls down the window and
>> asks, "What's going on?"
>>
>> "Terrorists have kidnapped the
>> entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar
>> ransom.
>> Otherwise, they are going to douse them
>> all in gasoline and set them on fire.
>> We are going from car to car,
>> collecting donations."
>>
>> "How much is everyone giving, on an
>> average?" the driver asks.
>>
>> The man replies, "Roughly a
>> gallon."
>>