Drinking with a Redneck Girl...
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar
drinking and bragging about their shooting accuracy.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In Mexico our glass es are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice'.
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on
the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.'
God Bless America
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar
drinking and bragging about their shooting accuracy.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In Mexico our glass es are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice'.
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on
the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.'
God Bless America