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drivers' view points

nr

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Last night some of our friends were discussing their teenagers driving habits and gave us some laughs.
One father was riding as his son drove, taking curves too fast. The father insisted he slow down and instructed son on the acceptable speed limit. His son replied incredulously, "Dad, NOBODY drives like THAT anymore!"

Then a mother said she was following behind her son as they drove their cars home from church. Her son was driving WAYYYY too fast so she pulled up along side him at a stop light, rolled down her window and told him what she thought about his driving. He said, "Well, Mom, I noticed you were staying right behind me!"

A woman who is in her 70s said she was horrified at her friend's speed around a curve and told her there were frequent accidents there. Her friend said earnestly, "I know, I'm trying to get away fast from this dangerous curve."

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Soapweed

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nr said:
Last night some of our friends were discussing their teenagers driving habits and gave us some laughs.
One father was riding as his son drove, taking curves too fast. The father insisted he slow down and instructed son on the acceptable speed limit. His son replied incredulously, "Dad, NOBODY drives like THAT anymore!"

Then a mother said she was following behind her son as they drove their cars home from church. Her son was driving WAYYYY too fast so she pulled up along side him at a stop light, rolled down her window and told him what she thought about his driving. He said, "Well, Mom, I noticed you were staying right behind me!"

A woman who is in her 70s said she was horrified at her friend's speed around a curve and told her there were frequent accidents there. Her friend said earnestly, "I know, I'm trying to get away fast from this dangerous curve."

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My mother was riding with my sister one time, and they were traveling quite rapidly. My mother inquired, "Are you going sixty-five?"

My sister replied, "Oh, at least." :wink:
 

Doug Thorson

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I know a guy who said he drove fast because " I don't see too well and I want to get off the road as fast as possible before I cause an accident"

He backed into a car on the school skip day once and his son told the policeman "It couldn't have been Dad's fault because he couldn't see through the ice on his back window"
 

Buyer

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This fall I went to look at some bred heifers a an older ranchers and we jumped in his pickup and down the road we went. Then he tells me to watch the road because he can't see to well. I said Bill I'll drive. He says no I can drive just fine you watch the road.
 

Jassy

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Buyer said:
This fall I went to look at some bred heifers a an older ranchers and we jumped in his pickup and down the road we went. Then he tells me to watch the road because he can't see to well. I said Bill I'll drive. He says no I can drive just fine you watch the road.



I can relate to this story....this is traveling down the highway sunday...hubby is driving...and Jazzy is watching the road..lol
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A36Tom--Jazzy.jpg
 

katrina

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Well........ Guys I can relate to those situations.........
I was just in my first fender bender last week with the deer-slayer.....
Man, you talk about bad judgement the whole way around... I did it..... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 

jigs

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I told my dad I thought I needed to have my tires balanced, had a shimmy in my car on the highway.
so he took it out for a drive to find the shimmy.


he returns, a bit unhappy. I asked if he fixed the shimmy, and he said it only shimmied after 80 MPH. and lectured me about driving fast. he asked what I had to say for myself. to which I replied, " looks like we need the spedometer on the list with the shimmy!"

dad said slow it down, or drive the lawn mower to school!
 

Soapweed

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Jassy said:
Buyer said:
This fall I went to look at some bred heifers a an older ranchers and we jumped in his pickup and down the road we went. Then he tells me to watch the road because he can't see to well. I said Bill I'll drive. He says no I can drive just fine you watch the road.



I can relate to this story....this is traveling down the highway sunday...hubby is driving...and Jazzy is watching the road..lol
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A36Tom--Jazzy.jpg

Good thing Jazzy is on the stick. Great picture.

When he gets sleepy, he can just turn on the "autopup" control. :wink:
 

kris

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Jassy---that pup looks plumb TERRIFIED!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

All your stories remind me of one when my oldest was only about 2 years old and was driving around town with his "paternal" grandmother....the woman did not know that legal speed limits really do apply to everyone...including HER!!! She took a curve a little fast and my boys hollers out "Jeeeesy Chist, Gramma....slow DOWN!!!!" :shock: :shock:
 

nr

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Jassy said:
Buyer said:
This fall I went to look at some bred heifers a an older ranchers and we jumped in his pickup and down the road we went. Then he tells me to watch the road because he can't see to well. I said Bill I'll drive. He says no I can drive just fine you watch the road.



I can relate to this story....this is traveling down the highway sunday...hubby is driving...and Jazzy is watching the road..lol
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A36Tom--Jazzy.jpg

So funny, all these posts! Do like your terrified doggy, Jazzy. He must have been wondering why the nut gets to ride in the driver's seat.
 

Jassy

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kris said:
Jassy---that pup looks plumb TERRIFIED!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

All your stories remind me of one when my oldest was only about 2 years old and was driving around town with his "paternal" grandmother....the woman did not know that legal speed limits really do apply to everyone...including HER!!! She took a curve a little fast and my boys hollers out "Jeeeesy Chist, Gramma....slow DOWN!!!!" :shock: :shock:



Jazzy has that look everytime she rides in the pickup...lol :?

Kid's always tel it like it is...that's a cute story..lol Brought back a memory or two didn't it..lol
 
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