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VERY BRAVE MEN'S JOKES
1. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.
2.What's the difference between a woman and a battery?
A battery has a positive side.
3.Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Cause you can easily fit another pair of breasts there.
4.Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
5.Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
6.Why do women fake orgasms?
Cause they think men care.
7.How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
8.What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing she's already been told twice.
9.If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen what are you doing wrong?
You made her chain too long.
10.Why is a laundromat the wrong place to pick up women?
Cause if they can't afford a washing machine they'll probably be unable to support you.
11.If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first?
Your dog cause he'll shut up once you let him in.
12.Why do men pass more gas than woman?
Because women don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.