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Ed Zachary Disease
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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any hanky panky for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese hanky panky therapist, Dr. Chang.
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Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."
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The woman did as she was told.
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"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
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Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
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Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
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As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf hanky panky or dates.
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The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
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Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary rike your a$$ :shock: ."
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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any hanky panky for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese hanky panky therapist, Dr. Chang.
-
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."
-
The woman did as she was told.
-
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
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Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
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Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
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As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf hanky panky or dates.
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The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
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Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary rike your a$$ :shock: ."