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EPA to employees: Stop pooping in the hallways

hypocritexposer

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GovernmentExecutive.com, the government's business news daily and key website for federal managers and executives, reported Wednesday that the EPA management for Region 8 in Denver sent an e-mail earlier this month to staff pleading to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/25/epa-environmental-protection-agency-poop-defecation/11361899/
 

hypocritexposer

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The EPA has been plagued with a range of cases involving employee misconduct over the last several months, including one ethics violation involving a political appointee accepting travel gifts from lobbyists.

Another investigation revealed an employee receiving pay despite having moved to a retirement home, where the employee was allegedly not employed, one or two years earlier.

In May, another EPA employee was investigated for downloading 7,000 porn files on his work computer and viewing them two to six hours a day.

The same month, the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee accused the EPA of sustaining a system riddled with high-ranking fraud and "criminal conduct,” costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.

"This is truly a broken agency," committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) said in May.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/25/epa-pooping-hallways_n_5530650.html
 

Soapweed

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This behavior must go with the type of people that ride bicycles and work for the EPA. A couple weeks ago, B.R.A.N. (Bicycle Ride
Across Nebraska) had their annual bicycle road trip across northern Nebraska. About 500 riders were involved, and a few
of their members chose the entrance to Sparky's shop to relieve themselves on a Sunday afternoon. One of Sparky's
friends noticed what was happening and installed a sign designating that they "go" somewhere else.

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BRAN riders must have been born in a BARN
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Shitskabob
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Laying it on the line
Sparky was outraged, and was ready to gather the droppings and travel to their overnight campsite to dump the proceeds amongst the
campers. Cooler heads prevailed, and he was talked out of doing this. Needless to say he was P.O.ed at the people who popped the
poop on his particular portion of pavement.
 

iwannabeacowboy

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That would have burned me up. :mad:

Those people don't have a lick of sense. Being that Nebraska is a fairly sparse area, it makes for long distances between hospitals. They should really think of those kinds of things.


You'd think if they were going to choose a joint, it would be the flower shop. Not some old boy that lifts pieces of metal for a living and has to get creative in construction.


If I were him, I'd been real tempted to sneak into their camp and weld their bikes together, or possibly just not seen all the bikes as I toured around and around.
 

Steve

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I haven't seen many federal buildings with no security or cameras..

anyone doing "crap" like that needs to be fired.. or had their noses rubbed in it..
 

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