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Era of White Guilt is OVER!!!!

Hanta Yo

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>By Tom
>Adkins
>
>
>Look at my fellow
>conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the >election
>aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not >thrilled
>with America 's flirtation with neo socialism. But there's a massive silver
>lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the
>Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate
>opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is
>over.
>
>This seemingly
>impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans >didn't
>give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever >for
>a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent
>his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 >years,
>and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some >resume!
>Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th,
>2008, white guilt is dead.
>
>
>For over a century,
>the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for >slave-owning
>predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone >while
>sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial >divide to
>extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, >exactly
>what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely
>destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby
>slain.
>
>
>So today, I'm feeling
>a little "uppity," if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level >for
>having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. It's time to clean house.
>No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America ," Al Sharpton's Church of >Perpetual
>Victimization , or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a >fraud.
>Go home. All those "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate >whitey? You
>must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the
>final.
>
>
>Congressional Black
>Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black >Panthers? Go
>home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers
>better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
>
>
>Gangsta rappers?
>Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. Please, no >more
>ebonics. Speak English, & who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah.pull >up
>your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look
>stupid.
>
>
>To those Eurosnots
>who forged entire careers hating America ? I'm still waiting for the first >black
>French President.
>
>
>Let me offer an equal
>opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can >talk
>smack about lazy black people. You're poor because you quit school, did >drugs,
>had 3 kids with 3 different fathers, & refuse to work. So when you plop >your
>Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch & complain "Da Man is
>keepin' me down," allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no
>excuses.
>
>
>No more quotas. No
>more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone's
>great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and
>misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally
>revile.
>
>
>It's time to toss
>that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other >stupid 60s
>ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking.
>Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful.don't trip >on
>streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. >It's
>filthy.
>
>
>In fact, Obama's
>ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy & >American
>unfairness when you & your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got
>high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected
>President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry
>tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own
>victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election has
>validated American conservatism!
>
>So, listen
>carefully.Wham!!!
>
>
>That's the sound of
>my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have >been
>muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White >guilt
>is dead and buried.
>
>
>However, despite my
>glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism >remaining.
>Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world,
>shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness >for
>their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it's time >to
>start spreading the guilt
>around.
>
>
>
 
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