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"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

katrina

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"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omele! t.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN
 

RoperAB

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4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

My wife used to have beautiful long hair down to her butt.
Every year it gets shorter.
Right now its just past her shoulders.
I always protest when she gets it cut and she always gives me the
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
Anyway I know the arguement. I just dont believe it :lol:
 

ranchwife

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I can relate to #3....why, though, does the dryer never seem to shrink anyone elses clothes but MINE!!! I smell a conspiracy!!! :lol: :lol:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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If you do #4 right, it will grow faster. But you hafta watch the phase of the moon, I've been doin it for years. and my hair's still long.

Women who want their hair to grow, cut your hair on the increase of the moon. Men need haircuts wayyy tooo often, if they'd have their hair cut on the decrease of the moon it wouldn't grow so fast. :D
 

jigs

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AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN


that is myth !!!

Hey Katrina, I am going to Husker - ville tomarrow, have a little business to tend to and then my cousin who is a track coach at NU is gonna give me a little tour of Husker U.

I had to promise him I would not wear any purple, but I may sneak in a little something........ like my picture of the famous facemask in 1998!!!! wonder if I could get that autographed?
 

nr

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Since we're currently on a trip I had to laugh at #6: women don't have to better their travel time for every trip.

My guy always checks the time we've pulled out of the driveway and is always running the numbers in his mind- how much time for THAT pit stop, factors in the weather conditions, you name it.

To my way of thinking just drive and listen to books on tape,chat without phone interuptions, watch the scenery and other folks, look for hawks and wildlife; you get there when you get there.
 

IL Rancher

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We used to drive from Bozeman to Chicago 2-3 times a year when I lived out west... And you better believe we had a "best" time that we shot for.. Figured out average MPH as we drive, how many minutes a rest could be and the like. The worst part was my wife (well girl friend at the time) would just crash as soona s we got in the car. If Ineeded a break I would just ask but than she wanted to talk when I really needed to sleep... Got to the point where for the 20 hours of drving I would do 19 of them, she would generally drive the res on I-90 and I drove the rest..


Couldn't do anythiing near like that anymore. Now it is drive 3 hours and take an hour or two break because of the kids. Oh well, I don't mind, helps slow me down and give me some enjoyment on the trips now.. Life is not a race.
 

ranchwife

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IL Rancher said:
We used to drive from Bozeman to Chicago 2-3 times a year when I lived out west... And you better believe we had a "best" time that we shot for.. Figured out average MPH as we drive, how many minutes a rest could be and the like. The worst part was my wife (well girl friend at the time) would just crash as soona s we got in the car. If Ineeded a break I would just ask but than she wanted to talk when I really needed to sleep... Got to the point where for the 20 hours of drving I would do 19 of them, she would generally drive the res on I-90 and I drove the rest..


Couldn't do anythiing near like that anymore. Now it is drive 3 hours and take an hour or two break because of the kids. Oh well, I don't mind, helps slow me down and give me some enjoyment on the trips now.. Life is not a race.

I gotta confess, IL rancher....I am also one who crashes out the second we hit the road!!! If I am driving, however, I have no problem staying wide awake as long as is necessary.....at which point, the hubby is usually in the passenger seat...SNORING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Faster horses

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I have a terrible time staying awake, driving or just riding along
The XM radio has been great for helping me to stay awake when driving by myself. Mr. FH can drive for long periods because he darn sure can't sleep when I'm at the wheel. (or so he says.) :wink:

I have learned to just pull off and take a nap when necessary.
Sometimes it only takes 10 minutes and I'm ready to go again
but a few times I didn't wake up for an hour!!!!
 

Denny

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I can make it from Glendive Mt to the bar in town in 7 hrs and 20 minutes thats 505 miles.We left at 4:10 pm Mn time and walked into the bar at 11:30 p.m. with one stop at Jamestown N.D. for fuel and snacks..

I've drove that stretch of highway so much I could do it sleeping.Come to think of it I have.ZZZZzzzzzz
 

katrina

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Jigs, Please don't turn coat on me..... Who will I tease??? Have fun and tell me what ya see. I have heard the training center is outa this world. Never hurts to ask if they will autograph your picture.. No's not a dirty word... I double dog dare ya...... :p
 

jigs

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katrina said:
Jigs, Please don't turn coat on me..... Who will I tease??? Have fun and tell me what ya see. I have heard the training center is outa this world. Never hurts to ask if they will autograph your picture.. No's not a dirty word... I double dog dare ya...... :p

well, I just got home from Lincoln.

turned out we did not get to go on the tour. had a funeral to attend, an it just zapped the energy out of me, so we are gonna re schedule the tour.......

would be best anyway, as I forgot my K State hat...... doubtful I would have te nut sack to wear it around those 350 pound linemen anyway....fine line between tough and stupid!!! here is the pic I want autographed

facemask1.gif
 
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