This has nothing " political' about it but it does relate to my finger. I have a neighbor who has a small son, about 5. One day he notice 'Spud' standing out in the yard and at each and every passing car...he flipped them a ' bird' and just grinned and waved. After noticing this for a few mintues he went out and thought he better put a stop to this before someone gets mad.
He asked his son, " Spud what are you doing?".. Spud replied "I'm just letting them know they're #1 with me" It seems there is a movie...the remake of the Beverly Hillbillies , where Jethro is flipped off...and confused he is told that means you're #1 and thus Jethro continues to tell everyone You're #1!! So that's my explaination for any misguided birdies that get noticed," YOU'RE #1"
One cow had a dislocated hip and those you can't really fix as it will be constant problem....the other had corns and arthritis so bad she'd become lame and could not travel. They both had worked for me many years and earned their keep so I put them down in their home pasture with a euthanasia shot per the vet! They'd earned a peaceful exit and I wasn't gonna let them suffer any longer.