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Bruce C

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> husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
>over at him and asks the question...
>
>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
>WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>
>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
>WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
>WIFE: -- Silence--
>
>HUSBAND: "****."
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Mike

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That's hilarious!!!!!!!

I learned a long time ago to cut it off on the first question. You can't win.
 

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