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Northern Rancher

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A rock and a hard place or a rotten black cow and a six wire electric fence-I just about got freight trained today-we were sorting the bad actors into the sin pasture to raise buckers off when this witch came out of the bunch at me-threw my hat at her and she spun at it but my old heart was going pitty pat-really didn't feel like trying to jump through that electric fence too bad. That little herd of 15 rodeo cows is more fun than the other 300 put together lol. She chased me about 200 feet-the boys thought it was pretty funny-Ty said never run in a straight line-I really didn't need a technique critique about then.
 
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Northern Rancher said:
Ty said never run in a straight line-I really didn't need a technique critique about then.

That only works if they are packing a flank strap- and then from experience I can tell you it don't work all the time :roll: :lol:
 

sw

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NR,
run zig zag, yell like he!!, dive under the electric fence, hit the ground rolling, regain your feet and keep on running. Works every time, it confuses them when you start giving the death sounds before they have hit you. I know. Ty should be doing all of this for his faithful dad as he is more agile, a lot younger, and YOU could give him more advice, you been there more times than he has, so you should be the cheer leader, not him.
:wink: :wink: :wink:
 

Manitoba_Rancher

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NR,

We bought a few tarentaise cows last week that are as wild as sin. When I was putting a bale in last night I teased her til she pursued me then I threw my hat to the side and she followed the hat..... Ive dealt with bulls that would hook ya and throw ya but this cow has has a real bad attitude!!! When we get our arena set up this summer I will take her on in a one on one grudge match :twisted: Might breed her to your bull NR, so we could get some animals that are real hooky and want to fight.
 

Northern Rancher

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Had to brand this kind old soul today she just about hooked me off the top of a highpole gate-I think she wanted her ears scratched or something-kind of a rodeo loooking sweety though.
 

Hanta Yo

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Northern Rancher said:
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Had to brand this kind old soul today she just about hooked me off the top of a highpole gate-I think she wanted her ears scratched or something-kind of a rodeo loooking sweety though.


Ohhhhh, NR,

Such a sweetie, I've seen that look in a cow's eyes before and it AIN"T LOVE!!! She looks like she'd just as soon eat ya than look at ya :shock:

Glad YOU'RE raising bucking stock and not us!!! :!: :!:
 

Northern Rancher

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Yeah I was a bit cowardly today lol. We were flanking yearling heifers today too-fun city. Walking back to the house Ty says-'God I love Brahmas' lol. My wife sure don't though lol.
 

cowsense

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Hey NR, next time you plan on giving demonstrations of your athletic prowess make sure someone has the camera ready!!!!!!!!! Geez what a decision.........take a hookin or take some jolts from being hung up in the fence :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
 

Northern Rancher

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Well we got all the wildies sorted off today-that witch tried me again-I just pretended she was Barry Bonds and chunked a fist sized rock off her forehead. I didn't get suspended for four games either lol.
 

DiamondSCattleCo

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Hmmm, maybe I should call you to help work these black devils I brought in from Southern Alberta. At least 10 of the witches are huntin hos, and they haven't even calved yet. It was one of their mates that I shot due to hypomagnasemia, so I'm hoping they don't bear a grudge.

I don't play hockey, but I think I'm gonna buy me some pads....

Rod
 

Northern Rancher

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We bucked some today-I was 5 and 0 till we quit flanking them so the boys could get some covered lol. My 8 year old girl wanted to bullfight a Brahma calf-I said she weed out -her reply-'I'm not deep fried-I'm not chicken' lol.
 
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