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Every man should have one...

Texan

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh, she's my mistress," replies the husband.

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband. "But, remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage, and no more yacht club. But, the decision, of course, is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
 

RodeoFoto

Well-known member
I have rewrote this! LMAO!
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning Chippendale comes over to their table, gives the wife a big kiss, says he will see her later and walks away.

Her husband glares at her and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh, he's my studmuffin," replies the wife.

"Well, that's the last straw," says the husband. "I've had enough. I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies his wife. "But, remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more power tools, no more hockey equipment, no more box seats at Rexall Place, no more Hemis and Allison's in the garage, and no more golf club. But, the decision, of course, is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.

"Who's that man with Jane?", asks the husband.

"That's her studmuffin," says his wife.

"Ours is hotter," he replies.
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
RodeoFoto said:
I have rewrote this! LMAO!
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning Chippendale comes over to their table, gives the wife a big kiss, says he will see her later and walks away.

Her husband glares at her and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh, he's my studmuffin," replies the wife.

"Well, that's the last straw," says the husband. "I've had enough. I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies his wife. "But, remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more power tools, no more hockey equipment, no more box seats at Rexall Place, no more Hemis and Allison's in the garage, and no more golf club. But, the decision, of course, is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.

"Who's that man with Jane?", asks the husband.

"That's her studmuffin," says his wife.

"Ours is hotter," he replies.

Oh, I see. Your one of THOSE kinds of wimmen. Well, the glove will come off now, be bucko! :mad:






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alabama

Well-known member
I am not so sure that is the way it workes. She will still get all the following:
"I can understand that," replies her husband. "But, remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage, and no more yacht club. But, the decision, of course, is yours."
And he gets the mistress but she soon leavs as he will be broke and his x wife will be in Paris.

Don't ever sign on the dotted line boys.
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
ranchwife said:
RodeoFoto said:
I am wimmen, here me Meow! LMAO! :p


We might "meow", there Jinglebobby, but watch for the claws!!! (not to mention the litter box) :shock: :shock:














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:eek:


:shock:

:???: Litter box? :???:


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