Texan
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh, she's my mistress," replies the husband.
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband. "But, remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage, and no more yacht club. But, the decision, of course, is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh, she's my mistress," replies the husband.
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband. "But, remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage, and no more yacht club. But, the decision, of course, is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.