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.. In a bar ...
Lady: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Lady: How much a day?

Man: About three six packs.

Lady: How much is a six pack?

Man: About $9.00.

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years.

Lady: So, one six pack costs $9.00, and you drink three six packs a day, that puts your spending each month at about $800. In one year, it would be about $10,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: If in one year you spend $10,000, not accounting for inflation, during the past 15 years your spending on beer has been about $150,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account, and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: OK. Do you drink?

Lady: No.

Man: So, where's your Ferrari?
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