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ex wife

passin thru

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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drink right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
 

Martin Jr.

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A number of years ago I was reairing a beer cooler in a bar down the street when I overheard a woman tell that her mother had went to Dr. D for some problem she had and Dr. D. told her that she didn't need any medicine, just needed to take a drink once in a while. She said her mother "has been drinking ever since and is a happy woman".
This same "Happy woman" called our store one day and said that the shop near her home had a welder and when they used the welder it interferred with her TV. She wondered if there was something that could be put on her TV to block out the interference, I told her no, maybe something put on the welder might help, and she said "What, like a bomb?"
 
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