The next time you want to miss a day of work just call in and tell your boss that you just broke a light bulb. Then explain you have to go through the new 8 steps of EPA regulations of cleaning it up so you don't get toss in jail by the spying eye that will likely report your fail to comply. But don't forget to tell your boss the estimated time to carry out said regulations is 8 hours. :shock:
I'm sure your boss will give you a break and maybe even a paided day off for being a law abiding citizen. :wink:
I'm sure your boss will give you a break and maybe even a paided day off for being a law abiding citizen. :wink: