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Exit polls!!!!

littlejoe

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Exit polls conducted across the country on Election Day indicate a nation suffering from severe memory loss, those who conducted the polls confirmed Tuesday night.

According to the polls, Americans who cast their votes today had a difficult time remembering events that occurred as recently as six years ago, while many seemed to be solid only on things that have happened in the past ten days.


While experts were unable to explain the epidemic of memory loss that appears to have gripped the nation, interviews with Americans after they cast their votes suggest that their near total obliviousness to anything that happened as recently as October may have influenced their decisions.

“I really think it’s time for a change,” said Carol Foyler, a memory-loss sufferer who cast her vote this morning in Iowa City. “I just feel in my gut that if these people were in charge they’d do a really amazing job with the economy.”

Harland Dorrinson, who voted in Akron, Ohio, and who has no memory of anything that happened before 2013, said his main concern was a terrorist attack on American soil.

“I really think we need to put a party in charge that won’t ever let something like that happen,” he said.

In Texas, exit polls showed strong support for George P. Bush, who was running for the Republican nomination for Texas land commissioner. “George Bush sounds like the name of someone who would be really good at running things,” said one voter.

The national exit polls revealed an electorate deeply fearful of a number of threats, including ISIS, Ebola, and, oh, what was that other thing?
 

Steve

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Or is it that after six years of hopey changy thingy,.. the folk are starting to remember how well the economy was before Barack took to the stage?
 

hypocritexposer

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Steve said:
Or is it that after six years of hopey changy thingy,.. the folk are starting to remember how well the economy was before Barack took to the stage?

He can't admit that...seeing as he voted for the hopey changy thingy
 
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Anonymous

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The Republicans always looked bad three years out of four. But the year they look good is election year. A voter don't expect much. If you give him one good year he is satisfied.


WILL ROGERS
 

Brad S

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We can agree God is good, and we can agree pizza is good. But that doesn't get us to God is pizza.

Harry Reid is a democrat, and will Rogers was a democrat, but will Rogers would sooner shoot himself in the mouth before he'd join the lot of socialists in the DNC.

OT? Try not to post so much stupid SH!T
 

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