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After returning from a trip to Arkansas, President Bush gets off the Helicopter in front of the White House. He is carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, Son. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."
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