I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one
wish.
"I want to live forever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant
wishes like that."
"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as
Congress gets its head out of its ass."
"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.
wish.
"I want to live forever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant
wishes like that."
"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as
Congress gets its head out of its ass."
"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.