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farmer and his sheep

Justin

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a farmer walks into the bedroom carring a sheep in his arms and says, "honey, this is the cow i make love to when you have a headache." the wife, laying in bed, reading a book, looks up and says, " if you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that is a sheep and not a cow." the guy replies, "if you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize i was talking to the sheep."
 

Faster horses

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Ok Justin, here's the first PAYBACK:

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY





After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going? inquired God.



It is all so beautiful, God, she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.



It's these 3 breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced .



That's a fair point, replied God, But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.



Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?



Just fantastic, she replied, But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.



God thought for a moment and said, You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?
 

jodywy

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Faster horses said:
Ok Justin, here's the first PAYBACK:

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY





After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going? inquired God.



It is all so beautiful, God, she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.



It's these 3 breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced .



That's a fair point, replied God, But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.



Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?



Just fantastic, she replied, But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.



God thought for a moment and said, You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?
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jodywy

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Justin said:
a farmer walks into the bedroom carring a sheep in his arms and says, "honey, this is the cow i make love to when you have a headache." the wife, laying in bed, reading a book, looks up and says, " if you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that is a sheep and not a cow." the guy replies, "if you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize i was talking to the sheep."
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katrina

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Justin...

Women are like Phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Women are Angels:
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick..... We are flexible like that.
 

Justin

Well-known member
Faster horses said:
Ok Justin, here's the first PAYBACK:

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY





After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going? inquired God.



It is all so beautiful, God, she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.



It's these 3 breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced .



That's a fair point, replied God, But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.



Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?



Just fantastic, she replied, But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.



God thought for a moment and said, You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?

:sure: alright, we even now? :lol: :wave:
 

burnt

Well-known member
Justin said:
Faster horses said:
Ok Justin, here's the first PAYBACK:

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY





After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going? inquired God.



It is all so beautiful, God, she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.



It's these 3 breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced .



That's a fair point, replied God, But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.



Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?



Just fantastic, she replied, But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.



God thought for a moment and said, You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?

:sure: alright, we even now? :lol: :wave:

Oh my goodness boy! Silly, silly, silly question!

You must be very young or very naive to think that they ever call it even . . . they will dig up something that's 5 or 10 years old just to make a point . . . you can never relax around eve . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

loomixguy

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Like Al Bundy, I am in favor of the third breast thing.....only instead of in between the other 2, it should have been placed in the middle of a woman's back. You know........for when you are DANCING! :twisted: :wink:
 

Justin

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burnt said:
Justin said:
Faster horses said:
Ok Justin, here's the first PAYBACK:

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY





After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going? inquired God.



It is all so beautiful, God, she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.



It's these 3 breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced .



That's a fair point, replied God, But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.



Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?



Just fantastic, she replied, But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.



God thought for a moment and said, You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?

:sure: alright, we even now? :lol: :wave:

Oh my goodness boy! Silly, silly, silly question!

You must be very young or very naive to think that they ever call it even . . . they will dig up something that's 5 or 10 years old just to make a point . . . you can never relax around eve . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

stay out of it, burnt. :wink: :lol: :lol:
 

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