OldDog/NewTricks
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You might be a farmer's wife ...
If you call the implement dealer and he recognizes your voice.
If you know how to change the flat on your car, but can’t because the spare is on a flatbed.
If a "night out" involves the local 4-H club.
If you can mend a pair of pants and the fence that ripped them.
If your tan lines are somewhere below your shoulder and above your elbow.
If the directions to your house include the words, "miles," "silos," "last," or "gravel road."
If you plan your vacations around farm shows.
If grass stains are the least of your laundry problems.
If you call the implement dealer and he recognizes your voice.
If you know how to change the flat on your car, but can’t because the spare is on a flatbed.
If a "night out" involves the local 4-H club.
If you can mend a pair of pants and the fence that ripped them.
If your tan lines are somewhere below your shoulder and above your elbow.
If the directions to your house include the words, "miles," "silos," "last," or "gravel road."
If you plan your vacations around farm shows.
If grass stains are the least of your laundry problems.