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Female GOP Senators agree they are worth as much !

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Female G.O.P. Senators Propose Earning Seventy-one Per Cent As Much As Male Colleagues

By Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Two days after voting against the Paycheck Fairness Act, a law that would help women to obtain equal pay, the four female Republicans in the United States Senate co-sponsored a bill that would slash their salaries to seventy-one per cent of what their male colleagues earn.

The senators—Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), Deb Fischer (R-Neb.), and Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)—said that the best way to take a stand against big government’s intrusive attempts to mandate equal pay for women was to take a twenty-nine-per-cent pay cut themselves.

“The days of the federal government forcing us to earn as much as male senators are over,” Ayotte said. “We will not stop fighting until we make twenty-nine per cent less.”

Fischer said that after voting down paycheck equity for women across America, the female Republican senators realized that they themselves were “burdened by the tyranny of equal pay” in the U.S. Senate.

“All we are asking for is the same freedom from equal pay that other American women enjoy,” Ayotte said.

Though the bill was just proposed on Wednesday morning, Murkowski said that it already has the unanimous support of male Republicans in the Senate.
 

Larrry

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Tell me you are acting stupid. Its just not possible to be as stupid as you come across, or is it. Tell us its an act
 

Mike

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Only thing I can think of is OT has been called an idiot so long he thinks that's what his real name is?
 

loomixguy

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Hey, A$$hole, otherwise known as OT....a member of my immediate family spent all summer working for Deb Fischer in DC and is employed by her right now during her last semester in college doing research. Why don't I have her check this out with the Senator...you know...just to vet the Senator's comments.

Dickie Britzman is the quintessential lib....having his own personal war on women, just like the Great Pretender pays women on his staff less than men. Bet when OT was sheriff he paid the women in the SD less, even if they had the same job description as a man.

Doorknob.
 

Brad S

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OT, honestly, are you so stupid you can't see this is a litigious scheme to advance state power and pay the trial lawyers?

Ok so you know there is a wage gap? That is steadily closing without government intervention. Most of the pay gap is self imposed. Women usually opt for safe comfortable working conditions, while men's wages are skewed upward by health diminishing and unpleasant jobs like floor hand.

The Obama cabinet is about the only place that supports actual wage discrimination
 

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