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Female Translationist???

Angus Cattle Shower

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Does anyone know of a good one, cause I have a pretty good use for one, lol. One day theyre all happy and your bud, then they avoid ya, lol, thats a stretch, but today, they had me more confused than a coyote hearing a rabbit but starign down the barrel of a .30-06, so to speak lol.

Send me a number of one if you know one, but member, I want the first time to be complimentary, or a discount deal thingy. lol.
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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Mrs Greg, I said I needed a female translationist, not a guy, I hear they sell them at RADIO-Shak, at the electronics department, mabye Ill go there cause I dont think any human can help me with this translating, they dont even have one on the net. lol
 

Mrs.Greg

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Angus Cattle Shower said:
Mrs Greg, I said I needed a female translationist, not a guy, I hear they sell them at RADIO-Shak, at the electronics department, mabye Ill go there cause I dont think any human can help me with this translating, they dont even have one on the net. lol
Sorry buddy but we DO NOT give out our secrets,got to keep you guys interested :p Those Radio Shak ones are just a scam :lol:
 

jigs

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angus, it is your fault. apologize, beg forgiveness, buy her a gift. admit you are an idiot.


it will happen again


and again


and again



it never ends.
 

Mrs.Greg

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jigs said:
angus, it is your fault. apologize, beg forgiveness, buy her a gift. admit you are an idiot.


it will happen again


and again


and again



it never ends.
Not bad jigs,you almost got it :lol: :lol:
 

nonothing

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Best thing you can do is get a friend you can blame everything on.......just say ya i was ready to come home straight after golfing but Jim had to square his beer bets up at the bar...I had to help him drink half of his winnings just to speed things up so i could get home to you .. :D
 

Judith

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Angus, If it helps at all. I dont understand women either. The darn critters baffle me. I grew up with brothers, I can't help ya with the translation part :)
 

P Joe

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nonothing said:
Best thing you can do is get a friend you can blame everything on.......just say ya i was ready to come home straight after golfing but Jim had to square his beer bets up at the bar...I had to help him drink half of his winnings just to speed things up so i could get home to you .. :D

Thats good. :D :D :D :D I got to remember that one. I blamed friends before, but never incorporated the reason why I was drinking into the matter like that. :lol:
 

nr

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Judith said:
Angus, If it helps at all. I dont understand women either. The darn critters baffle me. I grew up with brothers, I can't help ya with the translation part :)
A friend sent this- kind of long but has a good nugget of truth to it:
"A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and
visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage,
about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the
mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a
clear, sober glance upon her daughter.

"Don't forget your Sisters," she advised.

"They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you
love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may
have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with
them now and then; do things with them. "Remember that 'Sisters 'means
ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other
women relatives too. "You'll need other women. Women always do."
What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just
gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a
married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my husband and the
family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'

But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and
made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after
another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what
she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their
mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life.

After more than 50 years of living in this world, here is what I've
learned:

THIS SAYS IT ALL:

Time passes.

Life happens.

Distance separates.

Children grow up.

Jobs come and go.

Love waxes and wanes.

Men don't do what they're supposed to do.

Hearts break.

Parents die.

Colleagues forget favors
Career s end.

BUT.........

Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are
between you.
A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach.
When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by
yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering
you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf,
and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come
in and carry you out.

Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters,
sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and
extended family, all bless our life!
The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I."
 

Soapweed

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nonothing said:
Best thing you can do is get a friend you can blame everything on.......just say ya i was ready to come home straight after golfing but Jim had to square his beer bets up at the bar...I had to help him drink half of his winnings just to speed things up so i could get home to you .. :D

That reminds me of a couple order buyers who attended all the cattle sales, but they liked to party afterwards, too. They both could do a fair job of imitating an auctioneer. Anyway, when the sale was over and it came party time, they knew they'd have to file some kind of report with their wives. They'd both crowd into a phone booth. One would call home while the other would "auctioneer" in the background. The caller would tell his wife that the sale was still going on, and it would be awhile before he'd be home. Then the two guys would change roles, and the other guy would call his wife while the first fellow played auctioneer. It worked for them. :wink:
 

jigs

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Mrs.Greg said:
jigs said:
angus, it is your fault. apologize, beg forgiveness, buy her a gift. admit you are an idiot.


it will happen again


and again


and again



it never ends.
Not bad jigs,you almost got it :lol: :lol:
well, he is dating. if he were married I would have ended it with, now go sleep on couch!
 

jigs

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Angus, we all go out lookin for a trophy
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and honestly, any woman that will settle for you is good enough, becaus in the long run, she is getting the raw deal....but no matter how beautiful she is, EVERY woman has a little bit of this in her
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and GOD help you when that one appears!
 

Work Hard and Study Hard

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Angus Cattle Shower said:
. One day theyre all happy and your bud, then they avoid ya, lol, thats a stretch, but today, they had me more confused than a coyote hearing a rabbit but starign down the barrel of a .30-06, so to speak lol.

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Taming down the whole extreme hillbilly-redneck angle might help a little.
 

jigs

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Work Hard and Study Hard said:
Angus Cattle Shower said:
. One day theyre all happy and your bud, then they avoid ya, lol, thats a stretch, but today, they had me more confused than a coyote hearing a rabbit but starign down the barrel of a .30-06, so to speak lol.

.

Taming down the whole extreme hillbilly-redneck angle might help a little.

may be a point here....ever see Jethro get a date on the Beverly Hillbillies???
 

John SD

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may be a point here....ever see Jethro get a date on the Beverly Hillbillies???[/quote]

Ellie Mae was as much hillbilly/redneck as Jethro. It sure didn't keep the guys from trying to date her! :wink: :D :lol:
 

Work Hard and Study Hard

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John SD said:

may be a point here....ever see Jethro get a date on the Beverly Hillbillies???

Ellie Mae was as much hillbilly/redneck as Jethro. It sure didn't keep the guys from trying to date her! :wink: :D :lol:[/quote]

I don't know if a date was what they were after.....
 

ranchwife

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nonothing said:
Best thing you can do is get a friend you can blame everything on.......just say ya i was ready to come home straight after golfing but Jim had to square his beer bets up at the bar...I had to help him drink half of his winnings just to speed things up so i could get home to you .. :D

HA!!!!!!! I KNEW that I had heard that one before....from the hubby!! Now, now, nonothing...don't be giving any of these fellers any ideas!! :lol: :lol:
 

ranchwife

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passin thru said:
Did ya ever see a scolded puppy, now just imitate him.

when hubby tries the old "puppy dog eyes" routine here, it only works on the kids....me??? NOPE!!!! Nice try, though, PT!!!~! :lol: :lol:

Jigs-----your poor wife!!!!! I bet your keep her guessing!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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