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finding joy in retirement

jigs

Well-known member
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting.

For example, the other day I went downtown and went into a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on,
man, how about giving a retired person a break?"


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him
a "Nazi."

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put i t on the windshield
with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for
about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and
the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08."
 
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