According to reknowned Human Behaviorist "Albert Horr", global warming has definitely contributed to the recent outburst of fires in California.
It seems as though the 1 to 1 1/2 degree average worldwide temperature rise in the last 100-150 years has caused an increase in the human absorbsion of vitamin D, which has a direct effect on the brain's chemical make-up.
"This chemical increase has a direct effect on brain stimulation in the area of the human brain that lends itself to the propensity to be an Arsonist", says Horr.
"We started studying this phenomenon after the 1993 and 2003 disastrous wildfires in California that were later attributed to Arson. These unfortunate people have zero control of their continual needs to pick up a box of kitchen matches and ride through these canyons dropping them sporadically", according to a spokesman from the Liberal and Scientific Studies Office which Horr heads up.
"If these unfortunate people could control these urges, we would not have the fires as we have seen now and in the past", he says. "Global Warming is the definitive cause and a serum to offset this chemical inbalance is being developed as we speak. There will be no more fires soon".
"Horr's latest findings confirm my earlier statements on global warming and the effects it has had on the increase of fires in California", quoted Harry Reid (D) Nevada. "It's all Bush's fault too", says Reid, "for not signing our comprehensive Energy package and subjecting the population to human chemical disasters such as this".
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