WyomingRancher
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Sent to me from my nurse friend: :lol:
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
> >> to
> >> operate on.
> >>
> >> The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my
> >> operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> >> numbered."
> >>
> >> The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
> >> electricians!
> >> Everything inside them is color coded."
> >>
> >> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are
> >> the
> >> best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> >>
> >> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
> >> construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a
> >> few
> >> parts left over."
> >>
> >> But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto, Canada shut them all up when he
> >> observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> >> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
> >> and the ass are interchangeable."
> >>
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
> >> to
> >> operate on.
> >>
> >> The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my
> >> operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> >> numbered."
> >>
> >> The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
> >> electricians!
> >> Everything inside them is color coded."
> >>
> >> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are
> >> the
> >> best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> >>
> >> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
> >> construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a
> >> few
> >> parts left over."
> >>
> >> But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto, Canada shut them all up when he
> >> observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> >> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
> >> and the ass are interchangeable."
> >>