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Folks from texas humor

Fast Eddie

Well-known member
> Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
> folks from Texas...
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> If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and
> they don't work there, you may live in Texas
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live
> in Texas.
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> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
> dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
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> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the
> weekend, you may live in Texas.
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> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
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> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
> you may live in Texas.
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> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
> leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.
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> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how
> to use them, you may live in Texas.
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> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80
> and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.
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> If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.
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> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all
> your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas.
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