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SMS

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Application to date my daughter

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by
a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical
report from your doctor.


1. NAME ....
2. DATE OF BIRTH ....

3. HEIGHT ....

4. WEIGHT ....

5. I.Q ....

6. SOCIAL SECURITY/NI Number .... (Optional)

7. DRIVERS LICENSE Number .... (Optional)

8. BOY SCOUT RANK

9. HOME ADDRESS ....
CITY/STATE ....

ZIP/POSTCODE ....

10. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?
11. Number of years parents married

12. Do you own
A van?
A truck with oversized tires?
A waterbed?

9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?


10. In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you



11. In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?



12. Church you attend?
How often?

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother,and priest?

14. Answer by filling in the blank: pleas answer freely - all answers are
confidential ( That means I won't tell anyone-ever-promise).

A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is

B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is

C. A woman's place is in the

D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is

E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is

(NOTE: If answer E begins with a T or A, discontinue and leave premises;
keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised).

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up?

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST
OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT
TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS,
AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

Email address

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
Please do not try to call or write (sine you probably can't, and it would
cause you injury). If your application is rejected you will
be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases
(You might watch your back).
 

ranchwife

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i am predicting that i will be running out of ink in my printer soon as i fully intend on printing out several copies of this to keep on file!!!!
 

Jinglebob

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Now thats funny! :lol:

I've got a couple of neighbors who were quite the terrors and worry of the parents of the girls they dated in their younger days. One now has three daughters and no sons and the other has two daughters and no sons. I always laugh and tell them, "Don't tell me that God doesn't have a sense of humor and irony. He sent both of you two daughters!" Revenge is always so sweet! :lol: 8) :p
 

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