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ranchwife

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This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

1. A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

3. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

4. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

5. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.


6. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

7. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

8. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.



9. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.


10. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you:



Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
 

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Aren't we just wonderful?! :wink: I wonder what he would have to say about 40+ women?
 

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Hanta,

I agree. I think a few lines around the eyes are an incredible attractive quality. I have always been an eye-man (Doorway to the soul), the wrinkles show a soul that knows how to make the best out of life,


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PPRM your not the fellow whose wife was examing her self in front of the bedroom mirror. She lamented the she was getting wrinkles in her face, her breasts were starting to sag and she had varicous veins. She turned to her husband and said can't you say anything nice and he said well your eyesight is still good. :wink: :wink:
 

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PPRM your not the fellow whose wife was examing her self in front of the bedroom mirror. She lamented the she was getting wrinkles in her face, her breasts were starting to sag and she had varicous veins. She turned to her husband and said can't you say anything nice and he said well your eyesight is still good

What a guy, even I know what to do in that situation, you run for the windex and claim the mirror was dirty. :D
 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I believe we women just get better with age. I'm a little bit over 40, but I don't feel that old. In my opinion, you're only as old as you feel, but with alot more experience in life situations.
 

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I'd rather work with an expert over an amatuer any day! :wink:
In any kind of situation! :lol:

Tho' there is something to be said for amatuer ambition! :lol:
 

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Off the cuff, here's a reply to you,
Older women, any time will do.
You see the young ones, they are pretty, yes it's true,
The older ones know how, and what is needed too.
The younger they are, the less that they know
They need that time, to learn things, especially as they grow.
You older women have no reason to be shamed,
Just because you have some age,
Don't ever feel bad, because you are not the rage.
If all of these young bucks knew what is true,
They would all be chasing right after you.
Maybe I should shut up, and call it a good night,
they might be after my wifey, my God what a fright.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT<
BUT HERE ON RANCHERS< SHOULD YOU NOT SAY YOUR HAVING STEAK TONIGHT?
 

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Reader (the 2nd)...happiest (belated) birthday!!! I sure hope it was a good one!
SW...the poem was a dandy...thanks for the picker upper! Was told by an elderly patient yesterday that her best years were from 40-60....states that's when she "really learned what life was all about....learned to relax, and not sweat the small stuff"!! :D
 

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