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For all the powerful women..................

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the
> floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
>
>









'Oh ****....she's awake!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

HAY MAKER

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I would like to meet a powerful woman some day,one that knows how to work cattle,ride horses,bale hay,cook,clean,have babies,and can be quiet once in a while :lol2: what's the ole sayin...........Dont tell me about the labor pains,just show me the baby :D
good luck
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
I would like to meet a powerful woman some day,one that knows how to work cattle,ride horses,bale hay,cook,clean,have babies,and can be quiet once in a while :lol2: what's the ole sayin...........Dont tell me about the labor pains,just show me the baby :D
good luck


You gotta death wish????? :wink:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
I would like to meet a powerful woman some day,one that knows how to work cattle,ride horses,bale hay,cook,clean,have babies,and can be quiet once in a while :lol2: what's the ole sayin...........Dont tell me about the labor pains,just show me the baby :D
good luck

Both delivery dr's and nurses were really surprised.....when all I said was, "Ouch ouch ouch"

I'm quiet when I sleep :p
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
I would like to meet a powerful woman some day,one that knows how to work cattle,ride horses,bale hay,cook,clean,have babies,and can be quiet once in a while :lol2: what's the ole sayin...........Dont tell me about the labor pains,just show me the baby :D
good luck

Haymaker I think this might be your perfect woman! 8) 8)

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I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

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Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
 

jigs

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the
> floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
>
>









'Oh s***....she's awake!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


now get your butt back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
 
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