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For all you " Razorbacks" out there..........

kolanuraven

Well-known member
GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire

estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til

she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my

sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?

There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his

pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking

age in Arkansas to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high

schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ?

Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

Arkansas . If it had been invented anywhere else, it

would have been called a teeth brush.

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A Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30

and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State

Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!)

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The

library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in

flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a

couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a

mudslide.

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You

ain't from 'round here are ya?

"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania ". Joe

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what

do ya do in Pennsylvania ?"

"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,

"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?

"The man says,"I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole

bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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Red Robin

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
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A Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30

and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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:lol:
Pretty funny bunch of jokes KRaven, especially for you.
 

passin thru

Well-known member
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down!

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The

library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in

flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them

Is this ole Slick Willy's old home.....................the one that Carville was talking about draggin a hundred dollar bill through. I guess they caught ole Hill with that Bill(100)
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Razorback is a wild hog and it's the school mascot for some college in Arkansas.
Supposedly, the hogs are so thin, you could use their back for a razor.

I guess I ain't one. :shock: :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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