>> OLE 'N LENA HAVE A BABY
>>
>>
>> Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and
>> says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took
>> her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and
>> the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!' Well,
>> Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,
>> 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl.
>> He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting,
>> too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey
>> Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another
>> boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was
>> flabbergasted by this news!
>> A couple days later, Ole b rought Lena and their three children home in
>> the
>> self-propelled
>> combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena,
>> 'How come we got tree on the first try?' Lena said, 'You remember dat
>> night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat
>> dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I
>> didn't get the WD-40.'
>>
>>
>> Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and
>> says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took
>> her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and
>> the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!' Well,
>> Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,
>> 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl.
>> He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting,
>> too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey
>> Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another
>> boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was
>> flabbergasted by this news!
>> A couple days later, Ole b rought Lena and their three children home in
>> the
>> self-propelled
>> combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena,
>> 'How come we got tree on the first try?' Lena said, 'You remember dat
>> night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat
>> dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I
>> didn't get the WD-40.'