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WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
 
Mike said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Jigs!

What's the answer to:

"How big is my behind"?
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it don't matter as long as you leave right after you cook me breakfast!
 
cert said:
WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.
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did you ever hear the song "rich young dumb nymphomaniac " ?
it is real good.....and true!



to be truly happy, a man needs a woman who is a tiger in the bedroom, a master in the kitchen, and a drop dead bombshell out on the town!

to achieve true happiness, these three women should never meet! :shock:
 
One of my war buddies always gets asked by his girlfriend, "how does this look", his answer is always "it makes your butt look big". In the event someday it actually does she won't start throwing things at him. She's not a big girl btw.
 

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