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JOKE OF THE YEAR
Two women were sitting together, quietly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two women were sitting together, quietly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oldtimer said:JOKE OF THE YEAR
Two women were sitting together, quietly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAY MAKER said:Oldtimer said:JOKE OF THE YEAR
Two women were sitting together, quietly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 women sittin quietly,is as likely as winning the lottery![]()
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good luck
Oldtimer said:HAY MAKER said:Oldtimer said:JOKE OF THE YEAR
Two women were sitting together, quietly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 women sittin quietly,is as likely as winning the lottery![]()
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good luck
Yep-- and I knew with the title- all the women would look at this one first :wink:![]()
:lol:
Yanuck said:Very Short Story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B!TCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen
You da girl......Yanuck said:Very Short Story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B!TCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen
Yanuck said:Very Short Story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B!TCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen[
Yanuck, you're a hoot! You go girl!
Yanuck said:Just for you Haymaker..........
:gag: :gag: :gag: :help: :help:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to..
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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