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For the ladies: Because I'm a man

Faster horses

Well-known member
Because I'm a Man



Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car,

I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.


Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,

I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what

I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say

to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now

with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know

where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and

break wind.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone

to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and

moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so

for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic

groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be

expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I

know, these are the same thing.

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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm

thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, sports,

sex, work or sex. I have to make up something else when

you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the

movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't

...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards....then I will

certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to

others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I

thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,

too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,

looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go

now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2009, I

will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,

the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,

and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden

with a beer wondering what to do.
 

nr

Well-known member
Right on. Wish I'd known all that when I was a teen!

At our house we could add:

"Because I'm a man whenever I can't find something, you'll have to look for it. Don't ask me if I've searched in an organized fashion.
Don't ask if I thought to move things to search behind them.
That is not my way, it's yours."
 

Horseless

Well-known member
Was trying to come up with a good come back to defend us men, but then I had second thoughts. Experience tells me that would probably not be a good idea. So I'll have to let you off the hook this one time. :wink:
 

per

Well-known member
Horseless said:
Was trying to come up with a good come back to defend us men, but then I had second thoughts. Experience tells me that would probably not be a good idea. So I'll have to let you off the hook this one time. :wink:

No defence when they nailed it. We must just embrace who we are. 8)
 
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