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Four Great Truths

loomixguy

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People of all faiths need to remember these four great religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooter's or the liquor store.
 

Larrry

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Baptists don't have sex standing up, someone might think they were dancing.

When you have four Catholics together you will also find a fifth
 
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Anonymous

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jigs said:
TexasBred said:
Never go fishing with "one" baptist..he'll drink all your beer.

I always heard that it was a Mennonite

Well if you go with a Hutterite- make him bring a jug of "Hoot wine" and swap him-- that is some good (and potent) stuff........
 

Denny

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Larrry said:
Baptists don't have sex standing up, someone might think they were dancing.

When you have four Catholics together you will also find a fifth

Thats why we have church on saturday evenings. 2 blocks from the preacher to the pub.
 

per

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Kato said:
And remember this .... Those who sit in the front row are there for a reason. :wink:
Ya because they can't hear and need to be close enough to read the lips. :wink:
 
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