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A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just
going by.
>> He gets in, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like
>>Frank."
>>
>> Passenger: "Who?"
>>
>> Cabbie: "Frank Fieldman.. There's a guy who did everything
right.
>>Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened
>>like that to Frank every single time."
>>
>> Passenger: "Yeah. But there are always a few clouds over
>>everybody."
>>
>>
>> Cabbie: "Not Frank, he was a terrific athlete. He could have
>>won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
>>like an Opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star, and you should
>>have heard him play the piano."
>>
>>
>> Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
>>
>> Cabbie: "There's more.. He had a mind like a computer.
Could
>>remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to

>>order and which fork to eat with? He could fix anything. Not like
>>me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."
>>
>>
>> Passenger: "Wow, some incredible guy!"
>>
>> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and
>>avoid traffic jams, not like me. I always seem to get stuck in them."
>>
>> "Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
>>
>> Cabbie: And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
good.
>>And he'd never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
>>clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."
>>
>> Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
>>
>> Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."
>>
>> Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
>>
>> Cabbie: "I married his widow!
>>
>>
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