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Soapweed

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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed

limit.

Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give

the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

So, he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him

that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays

along with it.

"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born

Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me

all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good

grades.

When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I

went through college medical school, internship, residency, finally

got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go

back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school,

got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my

assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS

with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so

I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the

ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD

leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my

dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears laughing..
 

Soapweed

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The auctioneer was selling a stuffed duck for the fundraiser yesterday. He quit his chanting spiel long enough to tell this little deal.

A duck went into the drugstore to buy a condom. The propietor said, "Do you want me to put this on your bill?" The duck replied, "Goodness, no. What kind of a duck do you think I am?" :)
 

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