Fredrick's of Hollywood

[TimH]

> > >
> > >Husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> > >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
from
> > >$250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts
for
> > >the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
> > >
> > >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
> model
> > >it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea " . It's so
sheer
> > >that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the
> > >modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for
myself."
> > >
> > >So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> > >
> > >The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least
> > >iron it!" :shock:

 

[Mike]

Good one! Damn Good one!

You been to Douglas?

 

[TimH]

Mike, No, I never made it to Douglas yet. I picked up that flu-bug or whatever it is last week, so didn't feel much like it.Damn kids pack all those germs home from school I think!! :x
Still hoping to get there maybe this coming week or next.

 

[rancher]

picked up that flu-bug or whatever it is last week, so didn't feel much like it.

TimH, I must have got it from you.

 

[TimH]

Rancher-"TimH, I must have got it from you. "

Well I'm sorry about that Rancher!!! I'll be sure and wash my hands and try not to breathe on my keyboard when I post!! :lol:
Maybe its some kind of new computer virus!!

Or have you been cruising my place in your helicopter and got too close? :wink: