I'm just amazed at those riots in France - after all, aren't the French supposed to be the most open-minded, compassionate bastards in the world? How could all those Islamic youth be revolting against such a wise, benevolent government? After all, they didn't invade Iraq or Afghanistan. Quick, Disagreeable - figure out how the U.S. and George Bush are responsible for the riots in Paris, and do it fast. I'm sure you can do it!
The liberal cause depends on your quick thinking! If you could do it for a hurricane, you can do it now, so don't let me down...