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Friends

Angus Cattle Shower

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A friend will tell someone off for talking bad about you.
A real friend will beat the piss out of them.

A friend will come to your birthday.
A real friend will get you drunk and laugh at you in the morning.

A friend will bail you out of jail and say, "Man, that was stupid fo you."
A real friend will be sitting beside you saying, "That was pretty stupid, but man, that was some fun stuff".

A friend will tell you that that guy is a bastard for stealing your girlfriend.
A real friend would come with you and piss on his front lawn.

A friend will come pick you up after a night of drinking.
A real friend will be walking beside you saying, "We should have thought about this first".

A friend will help you get up after you fell trying to snowboard.
A real friend would wet themselves laughing and tip over because you tried to snowboard.

A friend would take the blame for you being late coming home after a party.
A real friend would help you make up some crazy excuse.

A friend would accept the fact that you had to spend the night helping your mom ebtertain her book club.
A real friend would never let you forget it
 
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