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Funny, but true

hypocritexposer

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Back when Barack Obama was a Community Organizer, he was out one night in a cemetery with a group from ACORN. He was showing them how to register voters.

As they were leaving the cemetery, Obama asked if they had gotten all the names. One guy piped up and said, “No, there were two old, moss-covered tombstones in the back that we could not read.”

Obama replied, “Go back and get them. They have as much right to vote as anyone else.”
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, pointing, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Barack Obama’s clock?” asked the man.



“Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
 
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