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funny how the jokes changed after a single night

Tam

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"The first debate is tomorrow night and I heard that the Obama campaign is a little worried because during his flight to Nevada on Sunday the president watched four hours of football instead of studying — although it did mark the first time all year that Obama has actually seen something get passed." –Jimmy Fallon


"After months of buildup, last night was the first presidential debate at the University of Denver. Of course, a lot of big names didn't show up to the event -- Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, President Obama." -Jimmy Fallon


"As part of the strategy for the upcoming presidential debates, the Obama campaign is attempting to lower expectations. And believe, if there's one thing that President Obama is good at lately, it's lowering expectations." –Jay Leno

"President Obama talked last night about finding new sources of energy. He couldn't muster enough energy for the 90-minute debate. And to make matters worse, last night was his anniversary. The only way his wedding anniversary could have been worse was if he had forgotten it." –Jay Leno


"There are 40 days left until the election. A lot can happen in 40 days -- Obama can make a gaffe, Mitt could win the debates, God can send a flood to destroy all mankind. So, there's hope." –Stephen Colbert


"It's like Obama wasn't even there. He hasn't done this poorly since he debated Clint Eastwood." –Stephen Colbert


"It's being reported that Mitt Romney's goal for tonight's debate is to make Barack Obama look like Jimmy Carter. Meanwhile, Barack Obama's goal is to make Mitt Romney look like Mitt Romney." –Conan O'Brien

"At one point last night President said the one thing about being president is learning to say no -- especially when someone asks, 'Do you feel ready for this debate?'" –Conan O'Brien

"For tomorrow's debate, President Obama's advisers have been working with him to keep his responses short. In fact, the only words the president plans on saying are 'bin Laden' and 'dead.' That's it." –Conan O'Brien

"The President seemed to give long-winded, disjointed answers during last night's debate. Even Gay Busey was like, 'Dude you've got to focus.'" –Conan O'Brien

"The presidential debates begin on Wednesday. Romney has taken two days off to prepare. They're going to have practice debates. They're going to do that for two days, and another full day of spray tanning, and he'll be ready to go." –David Letterman

"Say what you will about Mitt Romney. Less night I thought he was energetic, he was crisp, he was dynamic. What have you done with the real Mitt Romney?" –David Letterman
 

hopalong

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Dang,,,oldtimer missed these,,,like he has missed all the non Bush jokes in the lasr yr or so!!!We all remember how he would scour the internet looking for jokes about the past adminstration so he could post them :roll: :roll: :roll: ,,,Now he just ignores them :wink: :wink:
 

Steve

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Obama's new campaign stump speech may backfire a bit...

Obama said:
What you saw last night was the real Mitt Romney,.. not the one we have been telling you about for months...

how dare the republicans put the real Mitt in the debate,. when Obama was prepared for the one his campaign made up?
 

Tam

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Axlerod and Cutter need to get on the same page before going out to the press, as Axlerod claimed Obama didn't do good as he was shocked how Romney was lying. BUT Cutter was out claiming "Well maybe Romney's plan doesn't cut $5 trillion but it cuts". If you believe Cutter would that not make Obama the liar? As he was the one insisting Romney's plan cut taxes by $5 trillion and Romney was the one saying NO HIS PLAN DIDN'T.

The Dems are so disparate that they can't get their story straight before hitting the press. They could not get their story straight over the failed debate performance just like they can't get their story straight in the Libyan Attack or Fast and Furious. The Libyan TERRORIST attack was a spontaneous protest over a little seen video and Fast and Furious Holder and Obama claimed they knew nothing about it but yet Obama claimed Executive Priviledge to hide what he really knew about that botched operation that resulted in hundreds of deaths from guns provided to Mexican Drug cartels by Holder's DOJ. :x
 

Traveler

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Now it's John Kerry's fault because he did a poor job in helping Obama prepare for the debate. Why doesn't Obama just point out all of the country's that are flourishing under socialism and strict government oversight?
 
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