This is hilarious. Pardon the language but you have to remember this is in small town Texas, nothing vulgar, just coarse. If you don't have tears in your eyes after this, something is wrong.
"I know what I'm doing "
got the time --- about twelve minutes, listen to this ole’ boys story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzabmVIU6EQ
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Another Funny Story
In 1960 my Dad had just finished our NEW HOUSE. To build the house in a walnut Orchard a friend came over to Blow the Stumps out - Alix could blow the stumps so they just popped out of the ground and set by the hole.
When We finished the house Dad figured one Walnut Tree was to close to the sepit tank and had me cut it down - I wanted to call Alix but he thought he could do it - - well to shorten the story - - that big Black Walnut Stump went about 500' in the air and just missed coming down on the house...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzabmVIU6EQ