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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate
at her church.

This went on for several weeks until the pastor, overcome by
curiosity, approached her one-day.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "Every week my son sends me money, and since I
don't need it all, I give $1000 to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful! How much does he send you?"

The old lady replied, "Oh, around $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful -- what does he do
for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he
practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas
and one in Reno!

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