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George Bush, the Saint

Goodpasture

Well-known member
President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings.

His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane Katrina, and the Veterans Administration. We'll make a $100,000 contribution to your church if during your sermon you will say that the President is a saint.

The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The Church is desperate for funding - I'll do it."

Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began: "I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President. George W. Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people.

"He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth.

"He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have more poverty in this country and a greater gap between rich and poor than we've had since the Depression.

"He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since Teapot Dome.

"The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 7.6 trillion Dollars, gas prices are up 85%, which the people of America cannot afford, and vital research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from religious kooks.

"He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known.

"But compared to Dick Cheney, George W. Bush is a saint."
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
Yup, pretty good JOKE, tho' an old one.

I've heard it about every past president since Kennedy.

Pretty easty to set back and throw stones, ain't it? Maybe you and some of the others on here ought to run and fix everything, seeing as you have all the answers. :roll:
 

Cal

Well-known member
I mostly just feel sorry for anyone that stupid....stupid enough to believe any of the far left talking points spewed here that is.
 

Goodpasture

Well-known member
Jinglebob said:
Yup, pretty good JOKE, tho' an old one.

He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people.
That would have been Johnson?

"He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money,
Reagan maybe?

causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth.
Daddy Bush, I guess

"The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 7.6 trillion Dollars,
Can't think of which guymight have done this, except for duhbya

gas prices are up 85%, which the people of America cannot afford,
Right, Clinton did this.....wait a minute....gas uas about $0.99 a gallon when he left office........

and vital research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from religious kooks.
The Reagans and Nixons supported this research, so which other president has opposed it?

"He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known.
Show me something Christian duhbya has done
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Goodpasture....I liked it!!

Don't mind them....they can dish it out plenty but start crying when it gets tossed back on them!!!
 

backhoeboogie

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Goodpasture....I liked it!!

Don't mind them....they can dish it out plenty but start crying when it gets tossed back on them!!!

It was quick. I didn't even need one Kleenex.

Times are good for those who invested wisely.
 

hopalong

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Goodpasture....I liked it!!

Don't mind them....they can dish it out plenty but start crying when it gets tossed back on them!!!

Cry? Not as loud as you democraps whimper all the time all the while you put your head in the sand and hide!!
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
Please read the new topic I posted under the heading "Of historical significance."

And I'd like to welcome our new member, but I don't think I will in this case. I somehow feel violated with the nasty stuff he thinks are jokes about our president. This whole thing isn't funny and I don't think jokes should be made about it.
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Faster horses said:
Please read the new topic I posted under the heading "Of historical significance."

And I'd like to welcome our new member, but I don't think I will in this case. I somehow feel violated with the nasty stuff he thinks are jokes about our president. This whole thing isn't funny and I don't think jokes should be made about it.


Uh...oh...the hall monitor is mad.

FH...Bush is a big enough joke all by himself...he doesn't need anyone's help in that dept.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqcfGp2tMW0

PLEASE ck this out! This is historically significant for the legacy of Bush
 

nonothing

Well-known member
Faster horses said:
Please read the new topic I posted under the heading "Of historical significance."

And I'd like to welcome our new member, but I don't think I will in this case. I somehow feel violated with the nasty stuff he thinks are jokes about our president. This whole thing isn't funny and I don't think jokes should be made about it.



Remember, if you can dish it out, you better be able to take it in return!....I read this somewhere recently. :???:
 

oldmac

Active member
no nothing said:
Faster horses said:
Please read the new topic I posted under the heading "Of historical significance."

And I'd like to welcome our new member, but I don't think I will in this case. I somehow feel violated with the nasty stuff he thinks are jokes about our president. This whole thing isn't funny and I don't think jokes should be made about it.



Remember, if you can dish it out, you better be able to take it in return!....I read this somewhere recently. :???:

Having rushed to the aid of Cattlearmy only to rebuked again., Captain NO nothing jumps on his stick horse and rushes to attempt to discredit someone in yet anothe post.
Dismounting his trusty steed the calico stick horse he swaggers into the room in his pink shirt and chaps, thumbs laced in the pockets of his chartreuse vest!!
Screaming for all to hear. "I am Captain NO nothing I am here to protect the weak and down trodden liberals. Opps just a second I am one of those weak liberals and I cannot even protect myself" he whispers sheepishly as he slinks out the door, only to find his faithful steed the stick horse has slipped away in disgust of his owner.

to be continued
edited for spelling
 

Larrry

Well-known member
DR. NN ability to see any point of view other than those spewed by the lefties is as good as Teddy K's ability to see past his beer belly to tie his shoes.
 
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